🎯 FIND OUT WHAT MAKES A SITE SHIDDY

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• 💾 My Favorite Fonts (All Comic Sans)
• 🔗 Under Construction Banners Galore
• 🌐 Animated Fire GIFs for Every Season

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• 📎 Why Tables Are the Future of Layouts
• 🎨 Backgrounds that Hurt Your Eyes
• 💸 Low Prices. Lower Expectations.
• 🧠 How To Write All Caps Headlines FOR NO REASON

🧠 LEARN ABOUT MIKE SHIDDY

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• 🧔 Self-taught on AOL 4.0
• 💻 Still uses FrontPage '97
• 🌈 Background music auto-plays (because you deserve it)
• 🛠️ Slogan: “If it ain’t scrolling marquee, it ain’t good.”

✉️ Client Testimonials

"We thought it was a joke. It was. But now we're crying."
— Business Owner, Probably Regretful

“Mike used WordArt for our logo. It’s animated. It won’t stop.”
— Former Fortune 500 Company

“5 out of 5 on GeoCities. Would confuse again.”
— Webmaster69420

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🐀 Mike’s Secret Tips (Only visible in Netscape Navigator)

• Never align anything. Chaos = Creative.
• Use blinking text so users pay attention. Forever.
• Hide your contact button in the footer. Or don’t. Who cares.